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More Zucchini Porn
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Don't ask why I was googling for "zucchini porn". I, uh, only read the articles.

Along with the, uh, articles, the results also turned up a satirical page of supposed Amish porn. It's funny. An excerpt:
Her wool undergarments dampened, her face painted with a catatonic grin, Martha lay there for a moment before weakly standing up. Her mind still flooded with pleasure and her body throbbing, Martha knew she should return home, unable to deal with more arousal at this time. Stumbling toward the door Martha was run into by a girl driven mad by the indoor plumbing and was thrust into a table, unwittingly turning on the radio.
At least, I hope it's satirical.

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