| K. B. S.’s Aliases |
| Your movie star name: Cheese And Pickles Frank |
| Your detective name is Cat Heritage |
| Your barfly name is Pie Caesar |
| Your soap opera name is Brent Pinecrest |
| Your rock star name is Reese’s Jet |
| Your punk rock band name is The Procrastinating Dildo |
I think The Procrastinating Dildo would make an awesome band name.
And of course, you could always claim that it has something to do with the lack of progressive politics or somesuch in Dildo, Newfoundland if you need an easy-out explanation...