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Unitarian Jihad Name Generator
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Have you joined the Unitarian Jihad? Yes? Excellent. Now you need a name.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Pepper Spray of Looking at All Sides of the Question.
Get yours here.

And remember, no matter how much the heathens cry out and protest, we will not relent in our crusade to speak quietly and reasonably in an unassuming manner that shows willingness to engage in rational debate!

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I also really like Brother Neutron Bomb of Enlightened Compassion, but the absurdity of the other is much greater.

Brother Hand Grenade of Forgiveness

And remember, no matter how much the heathens cry out and protest, we will not relent in our crusade to speak quietly and reasonably in an unassuming manner that shows willingness to engage in rational debate!

As much as this was supposed to be funny...

It gets funnier the more Unitarians you know, especially since the above-mentioned qualities of Unitarians increase exponentially when they're together.

the Unitarian Jihad article almost made me pee myself.

The article was great. Especially "There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution."

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who figures she must be an honorary Unitarian or something, having dated a member of the clergy. No, I didn't just do it for the purity test points. She was hot.

Sister Cattle Prod of Forgiveness!

Ooh, that one's excellent.

I am Sister Sword of Enlightened Compassion.

Dude. XD

I am... BROTHER GATLING GUN OF REASONABLE ARGUMENTS!

Also, I was unaware the Unitarians were the Roundworld franchise of the Revised Omnian Church.

Roundworld. Omnia. Catch up on your Pratchett, geez! :>

Bah. I will eventually, when I have time to just read them all. As it is, I can't afford the money or time to get hooked on them. :-)

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