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Rowan doesn't like to go to sleep and will cry piteously when we won't let him thrash around to keep himself awake. Singing to him makes him calm down, though I don't have the best voice or range. One of the few songs that are in my range is "Hush Little Baby", but when I first employed it I couldn't remember the words. That's okay though, I made do:
Hush little baby, don't say a word
Daddy's going buy* you a mocking bird

And if that mocking bird don't sing
Daddy's going to buy you a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring turns brass
Daddy's going to buy you a looking glass

And if that looking glass gets broke
Daddy's going to buy you a telescope

And if that telescope won't look
Daddy's going to buy you and int'resting book

And if that int'resting book won't read
Daddy's going to buy you a submarine

And if that submarine won't dive
Daddy's going to buy you a wicked ride

And if that wicked ride won't start
Daddy's going to buy you a set of lawn darts

And if that set of lawn darts won't maim
Daddy's going to buy you a new board game

And if that new board game kinda sucks
Daddy's going to buy you a flock of ducks

And if that flock of ducks...

...and that's where I run out of ideas. It went a bit off the rails, yeah. Got any ideas for stanzas to continue? I'm not particularly concerned about ever getting around to the last canonical stanza.

* I'm going to trust in his 8-month-old brain's inability to grasp the concept of shopping therapy for now. I'm not sure what I'll do when he's a bit older.

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You don't think it all breaking down is uncritical? They are presented as potential comfort sources, I agree. Then again we are in a consumeristic society and it really is all around us.

I noticed when not living in the city that I am way less susceptible to it all. My kids have a hard time coming up with things they want for gifts and I ascribe that to not watching any commercial TV. In any case when we moved back to Vancouver was when I suddenly felt like a have-not in the land of haves. It'll be interesting to live in Gibsons with so much less advertising.

Back on track- something I love to do is pervert nursery rhymes which my kids adore. Sing a song of sixpence I change up so that the maid is in the counting house, queen is in the larder, and king is hanging up the clothes. I'll also switch up what was baked in the pie for the surprise element. That might work better when he is older though ;)

Our closing song every night is Taps but I change the last line to "peace is nigh". Another nice song I sing is Joan Armitrading's song "dry land". You are my sunshine is another fave but the second verse is incredibly sad so I change it up. Instead of "I awoke dear and was mistaken, so I hung my head and I cried" I sing "I awoke dear and wasn't mistaken, and I pulled you close and I sighed".

I suppose you could take the Hush Little Baby Song and change the stuff to other things. "Hush little baby don't say a word, Papa's gonna paint you a parrot bird, and if that parrot bird is grey, papa's still gonna be around to play, and if papa gets too tired...".

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