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When it rains, it pours
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saxifrage00
I stepped in the neighbour's dog shit just before I had to leave for work.

I so did not need that today.

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I love you. Hope today's better. ;/

*hugs* Argh.

Fluffy the Grouper would probably be quite happy to take a big bite out of the offending dog owner, if you like.

Did you step in the dog shit or did the dog shit find itself leaping at the soles of your shoes?

As amusing as the thought of animate kamikaze turds might be, no, I stepped in it. It was dark and I was carrying a table frame, and the dog to which they belonged is not small.

Ah ... I was thinking more metaphysically, but now I am amused by the concept of kamikaze krap!

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